The First Ten Lies They Tell You In High School

I've recently been reading many high-school dramas for my Book Club, but probably one of my favourites so far has to be "Speak" by Laurie Halse Anderson about a girl struggling through high school after an horrific summer holiday experience. A highly recommended read, but I was struck by the absolute truth and reality of Melaine's list of lies they tell you in high school. So, without further ado...

The First Ten Lies They Tell You In High School:

1. We are here to help you.
2. You will have enough time to get to your class before the bell rings.
3. The dress code will be enforced.
4. No smoking is allowed on school grounds.
5. Guidance counselors are always available to listen to you.
6. You will use algebra in your adult life.
7. Your locker combination is private.
8. Your schedule was created with your needs in mind.
9. Students must stay on campus for lunch.
10. These will be the years you look back on fondly.

EDIT: Just googled "Speak" and found out a movie had been made on it back in 2004. Turns out that Kristen Stewart (playing Bella in the upcoming "Twilight" movie) has the main role!!!